1. gerardwaysgay:

    ♡ follow back to all mcr/band blogs ♡

    this is the cutest thing i will ever see

    (Source: hell-is-our-home, via alifeofmusicandbands)

  2. staff:

    fake-mermaid:

    i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

    rude

    (via thecatholicfangirl)

  3. upgraders:

    is this kid implying he wants to have sexual relations with a toddler 

    More like an embryo

    (via pizza)

  4. exemplarybehaviour:

    yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

    (via pizza)

  5. kick-the-ackles:

    johnn-watsonn:

    snoggedinabox:

    johnn-watsonn:

    johnn-watsonn:

    i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM

    iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN

    seems like theres a panic at the disco 

    gODDAMN IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE

    IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE

    (via thecatholicfangirl)

  6. farorescourage:

    godsaveourpreciousapollo:

    farorescourage:

    "Stop bullying people for their gender identity!" Tumblr screeches as it proceeds to bully cis people for being cis because apparently that’s not bullying someone for their gender identity.
    image

    Stfu cis people

    I’m a trans man. Joke’s on you.

    (via nicosfeistynipples)

  7. maarkhoppus:

    [shaves legs] [feels successful] [finds out i missed a HUGE FUCKING SPOT ON MY KNEE]

    (via pornstarwars)

  8. douhgnut:

    why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

    (via pornstarwars)

  9. homostatus:

    sailingonsuccess:

    Instead of saying ‘I love you’ in Dutch we say ‘Je oma’s dikke lul’ which means ‘You’re my treasure’ and I think that’s beautiful.

    image

    (via pornstarwars)

    perrentes-ptv:

    babygirlaquacadet:

    perrentes-ptv:

    Mike Fuentes & Tony Perry

    I love how Tony is wearing a pink hat and it somehow makes him look manly.

    It’s red

  10. (via veiledsirens)